Two cultures came to a head this morning in our sleepy little town.
'Wonder what they're saying?
"Is this how it goes up, Elmer?"
"Yah, dat so, Amos"
"Here we go!"
"Whoa, ain't never been this high up before!"
"Careful there, Elmer, there be a truck coming."
"I think we got the hang of it!"
"Do yah tink the bishop'd let us get one of these here contraptions?"
"Nah, Amos, it be too worldly."
.....but you'll get that in a small town.